NADIA continues: I never
imagined I would have interest in the kitchen. You know I had always seen
cooking as a burden. Like it sucks! Women are trying. You men need to
appreciate them, it’s not easy to cook at all. That’s for the men. Ladies out
there, do you know you can enjoy cooking? Like enjoy doing it. That you just
sit and different ideas begin to flood your mind. And you begin to think of new
ways to prepare a dish?
You know that mysterious
old woman who had still refused to tell me her name taught me something else.
“The difference between a
cook and a house wife, is their mind. An house wife cooks her food the same way
everyday. A cook, thinks of new ways to prepare that same food. An extra
ordinary cook, invents his own dish”
She gave me a sample. She
prepared a bowl of fruit salad.
“What’s this?”
Hahahahahaha come on now,
even if I don’t remember any other dish. I can never forget the fruit salad I
tried to boil with water.
“It’s fruit salad nah”
She laughed. And then, she
added a tin of peak milk to it.
I couldn’t believe my eyes.
Tin peak milk inside a fruit salad?.
“Taste it?”
And viola! It tasted so
good.
“Thats how you become a
cook. Think of something crazy. And don’t just think. Try it out”
Ok, ok. Let’s digress from
all these sweet private lessons. Back to the mysterious battle at hand.
The competition has
arrived. And if you don’t know the meaning of fear, then I am here to explain.
Fear is when you begin to
sweat inside your anus the moment you see the size of the competition you
imagined would just be a small group competition.
To my greatest surprise.
The president of the Academy was seated.
Oh my God. My legs were
shaking.
DANIEL: Nadia would not
stop threatening my life with the photos she took. Akin wouldn’t stop laughing
either. At some point I actually laughed too. Like it was indeed funny. I had
to even cat-walk o. So it wud look very convincing.
But then, what Joyce said
was still a thought I couldn’t shake off.
I decided to investigate a
little. But first, I need to watch Nadia disgrace our Ass. Or so I thought.
Until she wowed us all.
The competition started
exactly by 3pm when the president was seated.
Nadia and her crew were to
prepare the Egyptian Hawawshi. God, although I didn’t really like her guts. I
still prayed a little that she shouldn’t set the Hall on fire.
But then, I saw a different
Nadia. One I was now picking genuine interest in.
NADIA: Ok put yourself
together. You can do this. Brenda was seated in one of the seats provided for
supervisors. Our seniors were seated too, according to their grades.
The
uniform on grade 6 was spectacular. I just wondered though, the way they
carried their eyes to heaven with pride… Twas like they can cook for Africa.
😒

“Participants pick your
ticket and prepare the dish you see on it. You have 30minutes. Make your group
proud. Good luck”
The announcement came and
we went to work.
“Jenny, the chopping
board.”
I turned to Sharon
“Chop the carrots, green
pepper. Just chop all the vegetables”
“Joyce cook the meat. I’ll
mix the dough”
We were all secluded from
the crowd. Each in a kitchen, with cameras filming to show the Audience live on
a large teleprompter, just what we were preparing.
I began to hum my song.
Tapping my finger on the table with a spoon. Laughing too.
“Is not like you are going
crazy right?”
Sharon fired. Forgetting
there was a sensitive mic in the room transmitting our conversations. The
laughter we heard from the crowd gave us the hint.
“Sharon. They can hear us.
Abeg sew up your mouth”
I warned.
“You can’t blame me nah.
It’s not like we are allowed to dance of something”
Sharon continued. Laughter
again.
“Sharon oh. Abeg hide our
identity biko”
Jenny suggested. It was not
helping matters. More laughter.
I thought of something. I
removed the song I was listening too on my earphone. So they could all hear it.
Joyce was the first to
start responding as she mixed the meat with the vegetables, she realised and
quickly fell back to form.
“Wait o. Are we allowed to
dance?”
Sharon was dancing already,
while putting on the oven.
“My dear dance small
eee..na only one life we get”
I said and listened as the
crowd’s laughter roared and lingered for a long time.
“Enjoy what you do girls.
Enjoy cooking. Enjoy this”
And by the time we were
done. Even the judges were more eager to taste our dish. We served with warm
coffee. I noticed they’ve been laughing with the Audience.
And we got an A!
Ahn ahn, what were you
expecting before nah?.
Later that evening, Daniel
stole out to meet me up.
“Remember I still have
those photos…”
I said thinking he wanted
to try something trickery.
But then, he decide the
shock my liver.
“Joyce is not who she says
she is. She is the president’s Daughter
Just
A Taste continues..
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