DANIEL: Hey there! Come on now, don’t tell me you were expecting this story to be written based on just Nadia’s view, I am a part of it too..And just so you know, I am the guy who sat on her right hand side, and equally the guy who was the first to be blast by her thunderous fart. I should have minded my own business, till today she blamed me for making her laugh nervously.
Was
it my fault? I was just trying to help Ok let me explain how I got into the
picture. My father died when I was just 8 years old. I was extremely
devastated, not just for his death but because there was no one to defend
mynonchalant attitude. I was left with my strict mum. The family has succeeded
in setting up a massive plaza where both the whites and the blacks patronizes.It
was a company inherited from generation to generation. And luckily I was the
only son, so without much deliberation I knew I was next in There is just one
fact, I hate cooking. I believe it’s a job for the women, come on!
Am
a man for God’s sake! But my mumwouldn’t agree” How can you tell if a food
tastes well if you cant cook?”She always
ask me when I try to defend my right and so she enrolled me in “SERENAFOODIES”
with a strict warning to keep my identity hidden from the public eye.
No one must
find out that I am the Son of The Kayode’s Kitchen else I would be given pecial
treatment.I have my own plans though; there is no way I would stay in the dunk house
for long. I miss my friends. I miss the clubbing, the beer and the girI am not
ready to be a man yet, but that woman wouldn’t listen! And then I saw Nadia approaching
the Hall, God! She was a beauty to behold. A tall sexy Damsel, her lips were
full and juicy, her hips were so visible as she hurried into the Hall.. she was
so well shaped, with this her Americanpointed nose..InstantlyI swore to have
her on my bed before I make my plans to escape from this prison. Just that I
never imagined that she would blast me with that fart. Seriously, I need to
confess.. For a minute or two there I couldn’t remember my present position.
The stench could tell that she had eaten way too much. Just as I was about to
scream with the crowd, a thought came to my mind. NADIA: You know that awkward
moment when you feel like vanishing into thin air, I shut my eyes and just
wished I would melt like ice.
Immediately
the devil broke free from my ass, it didn’t even hesitate, it went to work Immedia
First it overtook the center roll, and then the left to almost thevery end. A
Slow uproar was created, with different complains” Who did this now? Gosh!”The
ajebo girls”Wetin be dis, who mess here” The ajekpako ones.. The woman on the
podium had to complain when she noticed the attention of the hall was being
divided, until the devil got to her, and made her confused.. She left the podiumand
promised to be back in a few minutes©Onyeneke AbelCurses arises from different
angles”Na God go punish that person, e yansh go block”Silently in my mind I was
just pleading ‘God forbid’I had actually thought no one except the guy on my
right knew I was the one who actually originated the onfusion. Until the guy on
my left planned to expose me” Why did you do this, even with all the beauty you
can still disgrace yourself like this” On a normal ground, I would have slapped
a tooth of his mouth, but I was guilty as charged, I refused to open my eyesand
he was just about to expose me when the guy on my right tapped him and extended
a bundle of cash to keep him quiet..©Onyeneke Abelwith my head still bowed I
turned to spy at him.. he had a smile on his face, just by a look I knew this one
was a total pervert” Hi, I am Daniel.. And I just saved your ass”That’s great,
but was I supposed to say Thank you?
TBC
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