DANIEL: I know some people might wonder if this wasn’t
the same girl I had plans to woo to my bed.. Yes, it’s the same girl.. But my
mission doubled when she made me feel like an infidel back in the hall.. I
saved her from a big disgrace, a simple ‘Thank you’ I did not get, instead she
shoved it right back at my face..For that she must pay. First I would make sure
I frustrate all her efforts, and then finalise it when I have her on my bed.And
so we all watched her as she looked around for a clean pot and was about to lit
the gas to prepare a bowl of fruit salad! Hahahahahaha fruit salad, she was
actually gonna cook it?NADIA: Ok guys, remember when I started this story, I
urged you all to promise me not to laugh, even if it’s quite funny.. Now
imagine yourself asked to do what you don’t even have a glimpse of..just
because of your ‘oversabi’I was dangling with both pots and frying pans..
The
Hall we assembled was equipped with all cooking utensils and a cooking gas.I
could hear giggles from behind me when I lit the gas to put a pot of water on
it”She is actually gonna cook us a bowl of fruit salad”Brenda said as everyone
burst out laughing, like they had been holding it in for longWhat wrong? I was
going to cook of course, I was perfectly sure when I was done, they would all
be hospitalized.”Nadia, you don’t cook a fruit salad, you prepare it”I really
didn’t understand still, until she gathered lots of fruits and carefully sliced
them into a bowl”This is a fruit salad, a simple mixture of sliced
fruits..quite different from the normal vegetable salad you know right?” I
wasn’t paying attention, my red eyes where on Daniel, when he chose not to keep
his mouth shut”So much for the madam who can cook anything”he saidThey all
laughed again..I chuckled, If only Daniel knew Nadia..the top in her gang back
in school..there is no mischievous act I can’t perform..
I was gonna make him
pay”Get your jotter ready..We have lots of African dishes..but I would be
listing 3 we would practice for the week..first is-Hawawshi: its a food eaten
in EgyptIt is meat minced and spiced with onions and pepper, parsleyand
sometimes hot pepper and chillies..placed between twocircular layers of dough,
then baked in the oven-Funkaso: A dish from NigeriaIt is a dish of millet
pancakes, containing millet, butter and sugar..best eaten with a cup of
tea-Banga soup, widely eaten in Nigeria and cameroun ..it’s a soup made from
palm nuts and it’s primarily eaten in the southern and mid western” wasn’t
really paying attention, in fact I was getting bored with the whole talk, let’s
just get to the practical stuffShe pursed and made sure she had our attention
before she continued”Now I want you all to pay absolute attention, because at
every end of the week, there is an inter group challenge, and these foods am
gonna teach, any of you might be chosen to prepare it”As soon as my ear picked
that, it stood in full attention..What if they now decide to pick me..
‘Hmm, I
reject it in Jesusname”After Brenda had finished all her boring lessons..we
were given a break that would last for two hours..Immediately I heard that I
stood up, hurried and quickly caught up with Daniel ”Hey, Daniel..”He stopped,
and I could see how his expression brightened, he was actually smiling..”It
seems I have offended you, please am sorry”He was about to say something but I
was quick to hug him..When I was done with my mission I attempted to let go but
he held me still, sniffing my neck like how those Calabar dogssniff expired
bones..
His grip was becoming too tight, perhaps too passionate..Before eyes
begin to linger on us I pinched his arm and got myself free’Stupid boy, you
want to tap current you did not pay for’I said in my mind, but as normal now, I
smiled at him”I will be going now”I said and made sure he turned to go before I
called out”Hey Daniel, your shorts is torn o, I can see your ass from
overhere!”He was shocked”What?!”He grabbed his butt to discover his trousers
had been torn open..Not just our group now, but everyone who were in our floor
could see this..they laughed their bellies off, some even took pictures and
videos as he ran offI had snatched a blade from my talkative roommate and
gently put the big line down his trousers.. The guy was not even on boxers, bad
for him..Hahahahahaha, perfect for me!
Just a taste Continues
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