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Bimpe: lastborn , do you truly love me?
ME: why did u ask again?
BIMPE: I just want to be sure because you are the only guy I
have in my life after breaking up with my ex. And I don’t want to
suffer for love again.
ME: I assured you of my love *yinmu*
BIMPE:. Ok dear, let me get a shower and dress up while we are
awaiting uncle segun.
She stood from the bed Unclad, she walked twisting the fresh fair
Bottom as she opened the door to the bathroom.
I took my phone and checked my whatsapp messages. I got a
message from sege. “Mr maga, flash me when u are with your
girl. I will call you, make you put am for loud speaker, I want act
another drama……………
*** after segun’s call*****
Bimpe: lastborn , what is all this now?, how do I leave here now,
your friend went home to bring money only for him to call that his
house was robbed.
ME: I’m amazed too, infact, I don’t know what to do and I don’t
know anybody else who can borrow me this money.
BIMPE: I must leave here today oooo, see the time now, its
11:52am already. I must leave here ooooooooo. Find something
to do ooooo, ****she started behaving funny******
ME: what do u suggest that I should do now?.
BIMPE: I don’t know ooooo. Just think of how you will get Tfare
for me that will take me to PHC. Maybe you should call uncle
segun back and beg him to refund that 5k, I will sort out how to
get home myself.
ME: I’m not sure if segun will refund the money, but I think of
something. Why not beg your cousin to borrow you the money.
And when I send it to your account, you will refund back to him
BIMPE: I told you that my cousin is stingy and that we fought
before my departure. Infact, when I went there to pick my school
ID card, I gave him the best insults of his life. Dear, can you
imagine what he said when I got there?
ME: what dear?
BIMPE: he said I should help him to fetch water from the well at
the 5th house away from his house after he refused to give me
money.
ME: but na waoo, that your cousin no dey try oooo. I wish to
know him sha
BIMPE: pls no be dat one dey do me. Help me find means to
reach PHC. Call uncle segun and beg him
ME: ok.
…..I picked my phone and dial sege’s number and placed it on
speaker.
ME: sege, how far na, abeg help me with that 5k, my babe dey
cry here and he wan comot today.
SEGE: I no fit drop am ooo, dem don thief the one wey I get for
house so this 5k na the last thing on me.
ME: abeg help me now.
SEGE: ok wait, let me call Akin and talk to him, I will get back to
you..and he hanged up.
….I don’t know who Akin is but I am sure SEGE is up to another
drama.. After 2minutes, segun called back.
SEGE: guy, I don talk to akin. He say him fit try help u make u
come meet am, but him talk say I must dey there as guarantor
incase of wahala.
ME: no problem now, how we go waka abeg?
SEGE: come meet me for house and we go go together go meet
akin. Hope money for bike dey your hand oooo, I no go pay for
any bike oooo. Akin talk say him fit help you 10k.
ME: thanks, I will be on my way. I hanged up
I opened my wallet and found out that I had just 200naira inside.
I turned to bimpe.
ME: baby, there is another problem,
BIMPE: what is the problem again my dear, go and meet the so
call akin now and get the money for me to leave here, its 12:09
already now
ME: I have just 200naira with me and if I should calculate the
fare from my house to segun’s house and from segun’s house to
akin’s house, I will spend 600naira since segun is going with me.
BIMPE: ok, take this remaining 500naira with me and add it to the
200naira with you. Pls be fast and hurry up.
ME: ok ****i collected the 500naira, dashed out of the house,
stopped a 50naira bike and went to meet
sege……………………….
On reaching segun’s house .
Me: sege how far
sege: mr maga. How u dey?
Me: na me be mr maga abi?, ur papa. Who is akin that u are
talking about?.
Sege: u be mumu. U no knw say na drama i dey act?.
Me: just kidding. I don collect the remaining 500naira wey she
hold.
Sege: confirm. Ur head don dey work. How u take do am?
Me: i tell her say i no get tfare take come your place, she give me
the 5hundred.
Sege: dat one nice, so ur balance remain 4,500 be that.
Me: oya give me the 5k make i dey go home.
Sege: u dey craze. So, u wan go give her the money abi?
Me: i just hold am. But to be serious, i dey pity bimpe sha
sege: u be mumu. She pity u when she collect ur money go Bleep
person for free at ijoka?
Me: but she get test tomorrow na.
Sege: let her fail. Dat one go dey remind say “magacology” na
bad elective.
Me: wetin i go come do next?,
sege: leave this money with me, dey go house go meet ur babe.
Tell her say akin no see his atm card make she wait till 2maro
wen u go enter bank go settle ur debit palava. Update me on
whatsapp any development
Me: ok
i left segun’s house, stopped a bike an went home straight.
Me: sweetheart, helo
bimpe: dear, its unfair oo. U left since morning knowing that i
will travel
me: so sorry dear.
Bimpe: oya where is the money?, its 1pm already, let me start
going.
Me:***i broke the bad news as directed by segun.
Bimpe was sad, frown and started ranting. She picked her box
and bag.
Me: dear, pls wait till 2moro, i go to bank to settle the atm debit
and give u the money.
Bimpe: i hav test tomorow, i can’t wait. Let me go to my cousin
and beg him again hopefully he can help me.
Me: but why are u going with your loads.
Bimpe: i dont have much time, if i can get the money, i will leave
from there, but if i can’t, i will return here to sleep.
Bimpe picked her loads and left at 1:20am. Immediately after she
left, her number wasnt reachable again . I said to myself, “chaiii,
thunder fire segun and bimpe o. So i no go yansh this girl this
night”. I opened her facebook account but no recent chat. I
updated segun on whatsapp and he told me to lock up that bimpe
is gone. So i zero my mind that she has left akure and that i paid
4,500 for one round of sex.
Up till 8pm, her number isn’t reachable, i dropped my fone and
slept off. At about 9:40pm, i heard a knock on my window. I
asked “who is that?”. It’s me bimpe, come and open the entrance
door for me, the voice replied.
I jumped up, my dick suddenly got erect as i was heading
towards the door and said to myself, let me Bleeping begin..
TBC
ME: why did u ask again?
BIMPE: I just want to be sure because you are the only guy I
have in my life after breaking up with my ex. And I don’t want to
suffer for love again.
ME: I assured you of my love *yinmu*
BIMPE:. Ok dear, let me get a shower and dress up while we are
awaiting uncle segun.
She stood from the bed Unclad, she walked twisting the fresh fair
Bottom as she opened the door to the bathroom.
I took my phone and checked my whatsapp messages. I got a
message from sege. “Mr maga, flash me when u are with your
girl. I will call you, make you put am for loud speaker, I want act
another drama……………
*** after segun’s call*****
Bimpe: lastborn , what is all this now?, how do I leave here now,
your friend went home to bring money only for him to call that his
house was robbed.
ME: I’m amazed too, infact, I don’t know what to do and I don’t
know anybody else who can borrow me this money.
BIMPE: I must leave here today oooo, see the time now, its
11:52am already. I must leave here ooooooooo. Find something
to do ooooo, ****she started behaving funny******
ME: what do u suggest that I should do now?.
BIMPE: I don’t know ooooo. Just think of how you will get Tfare
for me that will take me to PHC. Maybe you should call uncle
segun back and beg him to refund that 5k, I will sort out how to
get home myself.
ME: I’m not sure if segun will refund the money, but I think of
something. Why not beg your cousin to borrow you the money.
And when I send it to your account, you will refund back to him
BIMPE: I told you that my cousin is stingy and that we fought
before my departure. Infact, when I went there to pick my school
ID card, I gave him the best insults of his life. Dear, can you
imagine what he said when I got there?
ME: what dear?
BIMPE: he said I should help him to fetch water from the well at
the 5th house away from his house after he refused to give me
money.
ME: but na waoo, that your cousin no dey try oooo. I wish to
know him sha
BIMPE: pls no be dat one dey do me. Help me find means to
reach PHC. Call uncle segun and beg him
ME: ok.
…..I picked my phone and dial sege’s number and placed it on
speaker.
ME: sege, how far na, abeg help me with that 5k, my babe dey
cry here and he wan comot today.
SEGE: I no fit drop am ooo, dem don thief the one wey I get for
house so this 5k na the last thing on me.
ME: abeg help me now.
SEGE: ok wait, let me call Akin and talk to him, I will get back to
you..and he hanged up.
….I don’t know who Akin is but I am sure SEGE is up to another
drama.. After 2minutes, segun called back.
SEGE: guy, I don talk to akin. He say him fit try help u make u
come meet am, but him talk say I must dey there as guarantor
incase of wahala.
ME: no problem now, how we go waka abeg?
SEGE: come meet me for house and we go go together go meet
akin. Hope money for bike dey your hand oooo, I no go pay for
any bike oooo. Akin talk say him fit help you 10k.
ME: thanks, I will be on my way. I hanged up
I opened my wallet and found out that I had just 200naira inside.
I turned to bimpe.
ME: baby, there is another problem,
BIMPE: what is the problem again my dear, go and meet the so
call akin now and get the money for me to leave here, its 12:09
already now
ME: I have just 200naira with me and if I should calculate the
fare from my house to segun’s house and from segun’s house to
akin’s house, I will spend 600naira since segun is going with me.
BIMPE: ok, take this remaining 500naira with me and add it to the
200naira with you. Pls be fast and hurry up.
ME: ok ****i collected the 500naira, dashed out of the house,
stopped a 50naira bike and went to meet
sege……………………….
On reaching segun’s house .
Me: sege how far
sege: mr maga. How u dey?
Me: na me be mr maga abi?, ur papa. Who is akin that u are
talking about?.
Sege: u be mumu. U no knw say na drama i dey act?.
Me: just kidding. I don collect the remaining 500naira wey she
hold.
Sege: confirm. Ur head don dey work. How u take do am?
Me: i tell her say i no get tfare take come your place, she give me
the 5hundred.
Sege: dat one nice, so ur balance remain 4,500 be that.
Me: oya give me the 5k make i dey go home.
Sege: u dey craze. So, u wan go give her the money abi?
Me: i just hold am. But to be serious, i dey pity bimpe sha
sege: u be mumu. She pity u when she collect ur money go Bleep
person for free at ijoka?
Me: but she get test tomorrow na.
Sege: let her fail. Dat one go dey remind say “magacology” na
bad elective.
Me: wetin i go come do next?,
sege: leave this money with me, dey go house go meet ur babe.
Tell her say akin no see his atm card make she wait till 2maro
wen u go enter bank go settle ur debit palava. Update me on
whatsapp any development
Me: ok
i left segun’s house, stopped a bike an went home straight.
Me: sweetheart, helo
bimpe: dear, its unfair oo. U left since morning knowing that i
will travel
me: so sorry dear.
Bimpe: oya where is the money?, its 1pm already, let me start
going.
Me:***i broke the bad news as directed by segun.
Bimpe was sad, frown and started ranting. She picked her box
and bag.
Me: dear, pls wait till 2moro, i go to bank to settle the atm debit
and give u the money.
Bimpe: i hav test tomorow, i can’t wait. Let me go to my cousin
and beg him again hopefully he can help me.
Me: but why are u going with your loads.
Bimpe: i dont have much time, if i can get the money, i will leave
from there, but if i can’t, i will return here to sleep.
Bimpe picked her loads and left at 1:20am. Immediately after she
left, her number wasnt reachable again . I said to myself, “chaiii,
thunder fire segun and bimpe o. So i no go yansh this girl this
night”. I opened her facebook account but no recent chat. I
updated segun on whatsapp and he told me to lock up that bimpe
is gone. So i zero my mind that she has left akure and that i paid
4,500 for one round of sex.
Up till 8pm, her number isn’t reachable, i dropped my fone and
slept off. At about 9:40pm, i heard a knock on my window. I
asked “who is that?”. It’s me bimpe, come and open the entrance
door for me, the voice replied.
I jumped up, my dick suddenly got erect as i was heading
towards the door and said to myself, let me Bleeping begin..
TBC
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