ADEBIMPE THE FACEBOOK GIRL (18+) SEASON 1 EPISODE 6

A STORY WRITTEN BY ONIHAXY

Me: sege, how I go take discharge this girl now?, I no get the liver to tell her make she dey go without money

SEGE:, just tell her say you saw her messages, show it to her and pursue her comot.

ME: I still don’t have the liver.

SEGUN: sebi u don’t Bleep sumtin wey worth your 4,500 balance?

ME: something like that.

SEGUN: oya “rinso” make I go finish her for you.

ME: na u go do all the talking ooooo.

SEGE: chaiiii, u no be only maga but certified mumu. Abeg waka make we go.

*******we left his house and got to my apartment***************
segun greeted bimpe.

SEGE: our wife, our you dey?

BIMPe: I’m fine, I’m so sorry about the last robbery incident,

SEGE: no mention jaree, sebi na dis my MUMU friend cause am,

if no be dat, I no go leave my room open to the extent of been robbed.

*********by now I was shaking and blinking at segun to stop cos
I was afraid*********

BIMPE: mumu kee?, abeg my husband no mumu ooooo, I no like dat word, I no dey take my husband joke with people oooo

SEGE: really?, if no be say he mumu, how no suppose know say another guy dey Bleep him babe for free in this akure?

BIMPE:*****was curious****** which babe?

****turns to me****
onihaxy, so u get another babe for this akure? Upon how I loved you?,

SEGE: madam calm down, na u I dey talk to.

BIMPE: me?*****raised eye brow*****

SEGE: yes, we know you sex machine “sodiq” wey dey live ijoka.

Sunday bustop to be precised. How u sleep there for 2 nites, how u went there yesterday for quickee, how u suck…………..

****now I was vibrating, just watching the two of the with my mouth sealed, my heart was beating faster*******

BIMPE: *****turns to me****baby, what is the meaning of the rubbish your friend is saying?. And you were there?, u can’t talk?.

Abegi I no get time to yarn trash, give me my money make I dey go.

SEGE: u are not getting any kobo here. ****segun collects my fone, opened facebook and started reading all the conversations
out from beginning to the end.

BIMPE:****sober and started crying and faced me******baby, I can explain this, its not what you think

ME: ********looked her with a little courage****** nothing to explain bimpe. Whatever segun says is the final.

SEGE:, before the count of ten, I want you out of this house or else I will molest you.

******segun start to pull off his belt*******

BIMPE: please I will leave*****turned to me******baby pls for God’s sake, I love you so much, I can explain.

*****i felt so sorry for her that my eyes were soaked. I feel like stopping segun but he looks to determined. I couldn’t watch bimpe moving in tears that I had to face the wall till she left.

**********that was the last time I saw bimpe. 2days later, she blocked me on her facebook, whatsapp and deleted me on BBM.

To be continued……….